yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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