Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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