It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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