it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so let's talk penis.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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