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  • 87 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:24am

    Oh, I get it. The guy is interviewing for a position in a Porno, and he has to bang her as part of the interview

  • 83 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:22am

    You're not getting the job if you sent this text mid-interview. Dumbass.

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:38am

    No, you're not and no, you're not.

  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:09am

    It rubs the hot interviewer on its skin or else it gets the taffy again.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:31pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:18am

    I am a retard -Jeff

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:45pm

    No one texts in a ducking interview...

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:17pm

    i wish i had a brick of gold

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:48am

    if only life were that good. "i will give you the job if you can riddle me this... what is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?"

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:04pm

    8:54 Actually...a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold. Gold is measured in Troy weight system, which has a scale of 12 ounces in a pound, while other non-precious materials, such as feathers, are measures in Avoirdupois weight system, which has a scale of 16 ounces in a pound. So, a pound of feathers (16 ounces) weighs more than a pound of gold (12 ounces). HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:18pm

    What, nobody's done it yet? Fine, I'll do it... Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy, oh! Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy, oh!

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:08pm

    6:04, the first- You fail. She said a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks. I'm pretty sure my bricks aren't made of gold.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:24pm

    I shit bricks of gold, like Richie Rich does!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:59pm

    6:08, some bricks are made of gold. They are worth roughly $150000.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:30pm

    That's cool, but I wouldn't read you jokes off of the back of laffy taffy wrappers.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:50am

    No just the moderators. They suck

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:36am

    where is pretzel man ?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 6:06pm

    Possibly your job is getting laid? I would take that in a heartbeat.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:25pm

    Hey where is this job located? I live in the 913 too!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:23pm

    Ah, the sexually repressed MILFs of Johnson County, Kansas...

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:04pm

    i dont usually say this, but this taffy is making me thirsty

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:27am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because normally a professional business woman wouldn't read silly jokes to a potential employee! -Jeff

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:08am

    Five inches dude that sucks

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:54am

    7:48 they both weigh the same: a pound