His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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