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  • 32 13
    Submitted by krashski35 on Feb 13, 13 at 11:42pm
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    I thought it was alcohol, tobacco and firearms?

    • 12 11
      Submitted by Kincaid333 on Feb 14, 13 at 11:22pm
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      Fair point. We should also.include a little fine print regarding the tits and donuts.

  • 28 13
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Feb 13, 13 at 10:39pm
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    Could have sworn this country was founded on using proper grammar, or maybe it was yelling louder than the other guy...

  • 24 18
    Submitted by PLH3264 on Feb 13, 13 at 10:52pm
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    This is what's wrong with this country now.

  • 16 5
    Submitted by chillstar on Feb 17, 13 at 4:09pm
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    Americ f$$k ya

  • 21 16
    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 13, 13 at 10:06pm
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    no its alcohol and guns...

  • 18 12
    Submitted by snowman87 on Feb 13, 13 at 5:31pm
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    Well, you're half right on the alcohol.

  • 18 13
    Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Feb 13, 13 at 11:26pm
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    <<snappy salute>> God Bless the U.S.!

  • 19 17
    Submitted by ledzec on Feb 14, 13 at 12:30am
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    If you don't like GTFO

  • 21 22
    Submitted by slutwalker18 on Feb 13, 13 at 2:56pm
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    Clearly you were the flag around your crotch.

    • 15 9
      Submitted by ck24 on Feb 13, 13 at 6:11pm
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      wear

  • 14 11
    Submitted by vingtetun on Feb 15, 13 at 9:39pm
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    And built by slaves

  • 11 6
    Submitted by jg6141 on Feb 19, 13 at 4:51am
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    And there I was thinking it was founded on douchbaggery and a profound, if not entirely misplaced, sense of superiority.

    • 1 1
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 10:49pm
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      @jg6141 not all of us are smugly superior; just the ones who go backpacking instead of actually moving to another country.

  • 17 21
    Submitted by holyshitman on Feb 13, 13 at 9:53pm
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    DONUTS!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by newyorkGOD on Feb 19, 13 at 12:27am
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    Amurica was founded on alcohol, titties, tobacco, weed, and donuts!! America died...LONG LIVE AMURICA!!!