I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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