The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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