When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize