Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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