You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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