ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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