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  • Submitted by Mactastic on Jul 16, 12 at 11:01am

    And her tfln read "He was droning on and on about the stock market, like I care. So, I blew him to get him to shut the fuck up."

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      Submitted by doctorpenguin on Sep 4, 12 at 12:51am

      Actually, no. If I stopped talking, she would look up and tell me to continue. Cute and witty response, though, mac.

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    Submitted by olderthanyou on Jul 16, 12 at 11:22am

    I hope she appreciated the Dividend you gave her!

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    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jul 16, 12 at 10:53am

    I better take advantage of the shares while the "stocks" are up.

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    Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 16, 12 at 11:04am

    Hope the market doesn't crash.

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      Submitted by doctorpenguin on Sep 4, 12 at 12:48am

      The market did not crash that night.

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    Submitted by Micholder on Jul 16, 12 at 2:24pm

    Supply and Demand...you're doing it right!!!

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    Submitted by katiemignola on Jul 16, 12 at 2:52pm

    Literally, college me. Nerd talk works on me every time.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 16, 12 at 7:06pm

    Hopefully yours wasn't a short position.

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    Submitted by jdboal on Jul 17, 12 at 10:01am

    You were probably boring her to death so that was the only way to shut you up. :)

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      Submitted by doctorpenguin on Sep 4, 12 at 12:47am

      Actually, no. If I stopped talking, she'd tell me to continue.

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    Submitted by pervertedllama on Jul 16, 12 at 5:14pm

    I love hearing about the stock market.. I can see myself doing this.