My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
they need to just BURY HIM!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
is that a dick in a sweater?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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