ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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