I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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