Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you traded sex for a burrito?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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