This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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