ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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