oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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