Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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