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  • 63 31
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 19, 10 at 2:41pm
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    sounds..."uncomfortable" and he's really lucky you weren't wearing boots...

  • 58 56
    Submitted by clydemiester on Jul 19, 10 at 2:34pm
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    I honestly can't can't think of any orifice that I would want to insert a flip-flop!!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 4:26pm
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    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

  • 62 68
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:42pm
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    In firstopolus medical history extracts you!! Wait.. What..?

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:23pm
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    Firsty?

  • 45 37
    Submitted by mds123 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:08am
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    I think it'd be worse luck for te flip flop wearer bc he'd have shit on his foot

  • 46 40
    Submitted by missbettyb on Jul 21, 10 at 3:47am
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    Hahaha now I'm just waitn 4 a chance 2 use that!

  • 50 56
    Submitted by DosEquis on Jul 19, 10 at 2:28pm
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    Stay firsty, my friends.

    • 49 38
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 4:28pm
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      Genius!

  • 48 55
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:27pm
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    Secondy

  • 45 53
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 2:29pm
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    That's no flip flop, that's my wife!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by JayyElleBee on Jul 19, 10 at 10:12pm
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    Bahaha. Awesome.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:14pm
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    Why did he want that in his ass is the bigger question.