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  • 83 46
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 19, 10 at 2:41pm

    sounds..."uncomfortable" and he's really lucky you weren't wearing boots...

  • 75 68
    Submitted by clydemiester on Jul 19, 10 at 2:34pm

    I honestly can't can't think of any orifice that I would want to insert a flip-flop!!

  • 74 70
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 4:26pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

  • 65 55
    Submitted by missbettyb on Jul 21, 10 at 3:47am

    Hahaha now I'm just waitn 4 a chance 2 use that!

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:23pm

    Firsty?

  • 59 46
    Submitted by mds123 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:08am

    I think it'd be worse luck for te flip flop wearer bc he'd have shit on his foot

  • 73 82
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:42pm

    In firstopolus medical history extracts you!! Wait.. What..?

  • 64 67
    Submitted by DosEquis on Jul 19, 10 at 2:28pm

    Stay firsty, my friends.

    • 63 51
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 4:28pm

      Genius!

  • 59 62
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 2:29pm

    That's no flip flop, that's my wife!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by JayyElleBee on Jul 19, 10 at 10:12pm

    Bahaha. Awesome.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:27pm

    Secondy

  • 47 60
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:14pm

    Why did he want that in his ass is the bigger question.