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  • Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 29, 10 at 5:48pm

    thats why you need to find a nice girl and set up a blow job schedule in between classes

  • Submitted by Sextist on Aug 29, 10 at 9:14pm

    My masturbation schedule is ruining my law school GPA.

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      Submitted by Swoldier on Aug 30, 10 at 1:06pm

      My law school GPA is ruining my masturbation schedule.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 29, 10 at 5:57pm

    Objection! Clearly this man has pent up sexual energy that is making him fuck my client! Permission to approach the bench?

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      Submitted by Swoldier on Aug 30, 10 at 1:05pm

      Overruled. She provided a waiver by consenting to the act.

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 29, 10 at 4:16pm

    Well after you finish law school and you are a lawyer. You can jerk it all the time in your office. I'm sure they all do.

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    Submitted by 1LHell on Aug 29, 10 at 6:38pm

    Yesterday I realized it had been four days. I don't have the energy any more. Lol.

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    Submitted by cheekymonkey78 on Aug 29, 10 at 7:50pm

    Uh, shower?

  • 72 54
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 30, 10 at 12:51am

    Any good lawyer knows how to multitask.

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    Submitted by Swoldier on Aug 30, 10 at 1:07pm

    Wait till you start studying for the BAR...

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    Submitted by murphay on Aug 29, 10 at 6:50pm

    Niceeeeeeee

  • 71 76
    Submitted by dallas78 on Aug 29, 10 at 8:05pm

    Lawyers r jerkoffs tho so ull be fine.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by kphandsomerob on Aug 29, 10 at 6:47pm

    Mine too

  • 76 96
    Submitted by kenzieElise on Aug 29, 10 at 4:12pm

    Normal school is ruining mine..><

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Doublehitter on Aug 29, 10 at 11:30pm

    sue someone

  • 65 77
    Submitted by VoidC4iD on Aug 29, 10 at 10:52pm

    Hahahhahhahah

  • Submitted by kenzieElise on Aug 29, 10 at 4:23pm

    Normal school is ruining mkne

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    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 29, 10 at 5:01pm

    The go2 med school

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    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 29, 10 at 9:45pm

    The issue here is that buddy here jacks off to himself in the mirror ... Typical law fuckers ... A life of mental masturbation ... Don't worry dude; you're well on the road to the "professional assholes / dicks" exclusive club !!

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      Submitted by Swoldier on Aug 30, 10 at 1:03pm

      Oh look, the typical layman. [insert Blacks law definition]

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    Submitted by eXecutor on Aug 30, 10 at 12:41am

    Try to masturbate before going to bed lol!

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    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Aug 29, 10 at 6:04pm

    Just start a coke habit. You're going to when you become a lawyer anyways, that should keep your mind off jerking it.

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    Submitted by HeLixTruth on Aug 31, 10 at 2:51am

    After you finish just get your secretary to help haha.

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    Submitted by nvagboi on Aug 31, 10 at 11:34pm

    try being an econ PhD candidate! our up shot is that we get a REAL doctorate.... ha ha ha