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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl

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(954): View more from Florida

in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"

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(914): View more from New York

He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

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(845): View more from New York

We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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(949): View more from California

Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?

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(760): View more from California

Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.

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