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  • 60 25
    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 2, 10 at 1:50pm
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    told you that girl was too big to be on top....

  • 41 22
    Submitted by meattastic on Sep 2, 10 at 5:39pm
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    Did she keep kidney-punching you after you said the safe word? Hate it when that happens...

  • 39 21
    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 2, 10 at 2:00pm
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    U need some vitamin D in your life

  • 35 19
    Submitted by Doublehitter on Sep 2, 10 at 7:58pm
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    you should see the other person

    • 23 21
      Submitted by hapax on Sep 6, 10 at 1:05am
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      Not a scratch, but thanks for the concern. ;)

  • 31 18
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 2, 10 at 1:25pm
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    you are a trooper, way to be

  • 39 35
    Submitted by bgehring19 on Sep 2, 10 at 1:24pm
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    First

  • 27 17
    Submitted by canonymous on Sep 2, 10 at 4:28pm
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    so did the fat hairy guy 69 you again?

  • 31 27
    Submitted by whatnow on Sep 2, 10 at 4:31pm
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    Wow this actually happened to me 2 weeks ago, I'm still really sore..

  • 25 16
    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 3, 10 at 1:46am
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    OR! ORRRRRRR! He was simply having sex with Jill in weird ass positions and hurt himself from no Vitamin D or the lack thereof.

  • 24 22
    Submitted by Intimidator1 on Sep 3, 10 at 5:51am
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    Lil Nate?

  • 24 22
    Submitted by croupier on Sep 3, 10 at 1:01am
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    Either she was too ooooo big. Or she sqeez her legs way too hard when she came

  • 25 24
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 2, 10 at 1:49pm
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    sounds like you took a pounding

  • 22 23
    Submitted by dutch480 on Sep 3, 10 at 3:15am
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    hahaha my bf dislocated my hip one time...it hurt like hellll but so worth it ;)

  • 21 23
    Submitted by OMuffintopssG on Sep 2, 10 at 9:35pm
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    No, your fractured rib IS a sex related injury. Eff tard.

  • 20 24
    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 3, 10 at 1:18pm
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    Badass

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 7:27am
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    I want sex this hardcore, all I get is a lot of bruises and the occasional scratch or nail mark.

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