White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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