Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
tell your sister to shave her snatch
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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