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  • 90 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:25am

    retard. you should be struck down for that. Asshole

  • 86 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:39pm

    Been there, done that!

  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:38pm

    Can you say... go tis from Jo Koy's stand up. TING TING!!!

  • 86 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:52am

    Porn is awesoMe if you agree say yeah.

  • 82 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    439, how do you know that?!

  • 83 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:59pm

    give her the clap yo

  • 79 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

    serpent of sex... i think little garden snake of sex, hahaha

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:29am

    he totally stole that from Code Monkeys the show on g4 about video game programmers

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:45pm

    no you smell his green penis

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:42pm

    That's not a little strange, 4:41.

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:20pm

    WTF whoever wrote that wat voldmort should needs to get himself laid. I just pwned that nube

  • 67 52
    Submitted by finland on Sep 11, 10 at 10:23pm

    Ting ting!

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:09pm

    I think this is from a show called code monkeys.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:58pm

    Ok I think there is something wrong with you!

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:31am

    So you're going to tell girls to take a ride on your big green tractor?

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:41pm

    440, we did like a thing were we were different colors, but yeah no fun. its cold and then it burns sooooo bad

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:57pm

    ahhhh herpes! run away!

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:53pm

    green will probs remind girls of std/sti... i would probably reconcider this idea

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    Obviously from experience, 4:40

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:44pm

    yeah i wouldnt go there

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:38pm

    that is sooooooooooooooooooo genius

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:04pm

    As a girl I have to say that I would be pleasantly surprised to unwrap a lovely colored dong. It would be like his pants are a grab bag of fun...

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:39pm

    dont use spraypaint cuz it burnz like shit!

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:09pm

    You've opened my mind! All this time I thought I could achieve a getting a green dick by wearing a colored condom...

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:53pm

    Woooooow that might be the stupidest thing I've ever read

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:04am

    Done it.... Just ends up looking like some sort of illness.

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:57pm

    This is somethig voldemort would do

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:47pm

    No, 4:46, no it's not..

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:46pm

    its like teletubies but fuckatubies lol

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:38pm

    i want a serpent of sex

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:27pm

    i read something like that in cosmo magazine one time..

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:18pm

    ThAt's the greatest idea ever you fucking genius

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:45pm

    i think its funny lmao 4:41