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  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:17pm

    Woah 1:12 alittle extreme

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:16pm

    No. Megan Fox, however, is another story.

  • 45 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:51am

    Yes. but I wouldn't wipe her after, I would fuck her in her mud butt.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:33pm

    i would watch her shit to see her naked. i would wipe to get to fuck her.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:47pm

    I would go 2girls1cup on that shit if it meant I got to fuck her.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:37am

    Is it weird that I am more turned on by the thought of wiping her ass than seeing her naked?

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:43pm

    only if i can wipe the shit to her pussy, then lick it

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:48pm

    seriously i would eat her ass after she took a flu shit and biked 35 miles.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15pm

    I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:11pm

    she's ok but not THAT hot, any victorias secret model has a better body than her

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:40pm

    Short answer... yes.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:57pm

    4:47, you would really eat her shit, to fuck her? I think she's slamming hot, but not eating shit hot.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:57pm

    Nah, not that hot to me. Rather it be Mila Kunis.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:56pm

    a thousand times, yes!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:10am

    Eva Mendes...way hotter!

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:44pm

    fuck yeah! i'd wipe then eat her out.

  • 37 36
    Submitted by phelpzy on Apr 4, 10 at 8:15pm

    Fuk yes

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12pm

    i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:06pm

    yes - what kinda person wastes a text on this most obvious of questions?

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:41pm

    i would wipe her ass if i could see her naked....no problem.......

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:22am

    I would suck the poop out of her ass like a vacuum cleaner with a cereal spill...

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:47pm

    Yeah, I'd wipe her ass after

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:07pm

    yeah....2:06, you just ruined it for me

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:31am

    Some of you guys need to get some...

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:59pm

    She's disgustingly boring. I don't get the appeal.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:52pm

    1:12, that was hilarious...

  • 37 44
    Submitted by jckump on Sep 20, 10 at 7:26am

    "I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from"

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:21pm

    I would consider it a bonus to put my hands in her ass!

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:41pm

    I'd probably eat that shit out if I could fuck her after

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:30pm

    im with 1:12 you go budday

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:19pm

    lol @ fart thru walkie talkie -- best response ever.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:18pm

    Hell no, that would ruin my attraction to her forever.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:07am

    i'd take liberties with the wiping...but it would be the cleanest asshole in the history of the world

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:39pm

    Shit I already have to wipe my 3 year olds ass after he poops so Jesica would be a huge step up.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:02pm

    jessica beil no jessica alba yes

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:46pm

    I'd lick it with friggamall's tongue

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:32pm

    biel? fuck no. maybe alba.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    Instead of wiping her...I would lick her ass clean!

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    Who gives a flying fuck? If you don't have anything other than 'first' to add, there's no need for you fucking little highschoolers to reply at all.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:33am

    Adrianna Lima is soo much finer than biel but I would still totally watch

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:15pm

    No...but I'd pay to watch her take a dump in front on Johnny Knoxville and his buds to see what they'd do

  • 30 40
    Submitted by McBoogerballs on May 10, 10 at 3:07am

    Yes yes yes. Yes.\n\nA thousand times yes.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:45pm

    how about elizabeth hurley back in the bedazzled and austin powers time. then i would quote 1:12 on my intentions

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:06pm

    Absolutely I would do that. I might even pay for the privilege.

  • 22 27
    Submitted by choke_me on Jan 9, 12 at 11:00pm

    Absolutely!!!!

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:05pm

    She's naked in a movie she plays a stripper not bad but I thought she'd be hotter

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:57 did it wrong, therefore I am first.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:57am

    1:12 fucked up the saying. It's "I would crawl through a mile long minefield laying field wire just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie" It's from wayyy back in the day.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:20pm

    I would do it with a smile on my face. id eat her ass after too. Shes a beautiful piece of woman.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    How is there a right or wrong way to be a douche bag?

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:59pm

    I'm with 10:57,Mila is so much hotter.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:18pm

    ok 1:12 you're a little effed. I would MAYBE drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to do her, maybe

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:54pm

    What are you talking about...girls dont poop...

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:01pm

    1:00 (3) First (I hate it too, but don't be such a psycho about it)

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    yes. its only poop. and i could make MILLIONS off a naked picture

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    I would let Jessica Beil shit IN me

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:07pm

    Not only yes... But HELL YES!