I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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