Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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