I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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