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  • 97 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:38pm

    absent father figure + lack of gag reflex (nine times/ ten) = bulimic.

    • 40 39
      Submitted by exosus on Sep 16, 11 at 10:47pm

      And not a single fcuk was given that day.

  • 87 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:38pm

    You sir, are a winner!

  • 87 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:57pm

    Thats just wrong hahahaha

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:46pm

    i bet you like the lacy socks, too, huh 12:44?

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:57pm

    who are you speaking of? this is totally my area code

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:11pm

    i don't understand why a girl has to have daddy issues to give good head.

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:02pm

    in American Psycho (the book) he cuts her head off, pops a boner and wears her head on his dick, needless to say I can't give head anymore...

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:17pm

    deepthroating hurts.. but thats fuckin funny

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:19am

    That has to be Stephanie

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:16am

    I dunno, maybe her gag reflex is missing BECAUSE of her daddy... July 17, 2009 2:26PM I thought that too...

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:23am

    I LOVE girls with daddy issues.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:24pm

    mmm...i love being treated like a dirty whore when deep throating

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:21am

    This is for sure about Ashley. It HAS to be.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:49pm

    How the fuck could anyone consider that a bad night????

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:56pm

    haha. whats that movie that starts out with the guy fucking the severed head and then chucks it out the window? made me think of that

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:49pm

    i don't get 2:38 wouldn't her lack of gag reflex mean she's not puking?

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:09pm

    Maybe it's your endowment that's lacking not her gag reflex...just a thought!

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:34pm

    hahahaha low blow get it

  • 84 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:55pm

    Am I the only person that just likes this for the use of simile?

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:23pm

    my favorite is when she encourages me to push down on her head to get the last inch or two down the hatch. that's the best feeling.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:56pm

    soooooo true! i am a prime example we get lots of practice

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:09pm

    wait... this isnt sunday school... i think.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:44pm

    My favorite is girls with tiny hands and a gag reflex

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:25pm

    I know you'll never admit to me that you suck dick in allies for $5 a pop, but that's alright too. I'm glad we settled this. Good luck on your cock-gobbling endeavors!

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:46pm

    Haha. Well good luck with that dude!

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:04pm

    4:44pm, you're a moron. Bulimia will cause you to lose your gag reflex. Look it up. 2:57am, that's not something to brag up, hunny. Go see a doctor. If your bulimia continues, you will lose your gag reflex, making it harder for you to throw up.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:40pm

    no, i'm a girl. and i am classy out of the bedroom.

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:53pm

    excellent a rare unsarcastic explanation thx

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:56pm

    1:40 - No you're still a filthy fucking pretentious whore.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:34pm

    1:24 you're a dude huh? Even dirty whores pretend to be classy...

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:06am

    11:56, whatever, if you met me at a bar, you'd never know. -1:40

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:07am

    This is like pure fucking poetry.

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:51pm

    it means all that repeated shoving of a hand down her throat has caused her to lose her gag reflex.

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:35pm

    thanks for the props on the simile!

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:10pm

    CONCLUSION: Girls w/ bulimia give great head?!

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:34pm

    Nope. Definitely a fan of the simile.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:46pm

    Getting deepthroated has to be one of the best physical feelings in the world.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:46pm

    I don't remember that part of the book. Quit makin excuses and suck it bitch.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:57pm

    i was called so many name because of the fact i have no gag reflex, and a long tongue. apparently, i was born to be a porn star.

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:15am

    I think guys like it when I gag.....no? like I am choking because their cock is so big! ha!

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:28pm

    @ 1:55: Nope. I like it too.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:58pm

    Nope, still wrong! Just don't enjoy whores who pretend to be classy. Trust that you're not "bring home to mom" material. I appreciate your opinion though. Let's agree to disagree...

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:37pm

    i think i know the girl you're talking about

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:57am

    i'm bulimic w/o a gag reflex...o_O so huh.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:50am

    12:44 Uhh there actually isn't a 624...

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:52pm

    3:56 the movie is high tension.

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:31am

    I like when my man holds the back of my head and makes me take every inch....

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:13pm

    yeah, i'm kind of sick of wasting my time arguing with you when i'm right and you're wrong; i am a very classy girl, and you have a small penis. i know you'll never admit that to me, but you really do need to admit that to yourself. you'll feel a lot better.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by itstylenndude on Dec 31, 10 at 2:57pm

    Represent the 435 hahaha\n\nGoes to show\nMormon girls are Easy

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:00pm

    Precisely why I don't mess with girls at a bar! Thanks for reinforcing that!

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:48pm

    hahahaha actually shes from stg

  • 66 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:26pm

    I dunno, maybe her gag reflex is missing BECAUSE of her daddy...

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:44pm

    624's a homo aaand this text was lame, a low blow.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:47pm

    whatever, 4:17. you're just pissed because even when your entire dick is in a girls mouth, it still wouldn't be considered deep throating. not even if you added your balls.

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:44pm

    2:51...if she didnt have a gag reflex, she wouldnt puke so she couldnt be bulimic. sooo false. haha i also appreciate the simile!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:12pm

    I think this might be me.. fuck park city.