Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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