I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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