i barfeds in our rink
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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