What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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