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  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:24am

    10:19(2), "Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be? SLEDGE-O-MATIC!"

  • 92 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:00am

    9:53 if you have nothing to say other than "first" then crawl in a hole and die also: how do you go about fucking a watermelon??

  • 91 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:09pm

    like me, everyone of you all either assumed or is hoping this is a guy. lets just hope the OP isnt a girl?

  • 87 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:02am

    cut a hole in it. duh. stripper showed me how.

  • 89 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:46am

    definitely a smartass response, and I like it

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:20pm

    RUSH LIMBAUGH JUST CALLED OBAMA A HERMAPHRODITE

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:13am

    How do you know it wasn't consensual, 10:11?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:15am

    He could be like that guy that smashes watermelons with his head.. Except with his dick.

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:11am

    Damn blacks raping watermelons. *shame*

  • 58 62
    Submitted by lavarain on Apr 23, 11 at 3:11am

    Shit I knew that watermelon tasted weird.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:50pm

    This HAS to be from Festus! 314 represent! Haha

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:37pm

    Only someone in the 3-1-4! gez

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:16pm

    This may be me. I don't remember.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:59am

    Makes me proud to be in the 314 lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:43am

    This reminds me of Me, Myself and Irene