So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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