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  • Submitted by JimHalpert on May 14, 11 at 2:29pm

    Ladies, don't shower with non-housebroken men.

  • Submitted by mzmitchell on May 14, 11 at 2:22pm

    He's marking his territory lol

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      Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on May 14, 11 at 7:17pm

      You don't own a girl til you pee on her.

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    Submitted by Reggie_Dunlop on May 14, 11 at 8:30pm

    To R Kelly that is the definition of nice and romantic.

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    Submitted by feliciadatkins on May 14, 11 at 4:54pm

    The first sentence was almost enough.

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    Submitted by Synner on May 14, 11 at 6:49pm

    I would have beat him with a shampoo bottle....

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    Submitted by Phys on May 14, 11 at 11:19pm

    In his defense it was mostly your fault for bringing a jellyfish into the shower with you

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    Submitted by archer79 on May 14, 11 at 4:03pm

    Kitchen sink must have been full...

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    Submitted by ToastyTheBeast on May 14, 11 at 5:29pm

    My ex did that to me all the time

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    Submitted by docsticks on May 15, 11 at 9:43am

    in Soviet Russia leg pees on you

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    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 14, 11 at 5:00pm

    is that new body wash?... no just piss

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 14, 11 at 7:32pm

    Soon you'll get used to it. Then want it.

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    Submitted by brpirates on May 26, 11 at 8:36am

    Benchwarmers

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    Submitted by theRedHead on May 16, 11 at 12:29am

    Bahahaha I have a friend whose ex did that to her.... \nInstead of getting mad... She got even.

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    Submitted by xoluvmexo on May 15, 11 at 9:01am

    That's what happens when u bring a dog in the shower with u...

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    Submitted by mrbation on May 29, 11 at 12:51am

    Oh! I do this to my wife every time we take a shower together!

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    Submitted by bra on May 17, 11 at 1:37am

    Hahaha. This is how you get them to leave silly.

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    Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on May 14, 11 at 2:09pm

    What can I say, you gotta go when you gotta go

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    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jun 8, 11 at 12:48am

    lol! im a girl, and you have no idea how many people i have peed on in the shower. including my mom. :D

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    Submitted by Shane414 on May 15, 11 at 1:11pm

    He was just cleaning out before he fucked. Good thing he didnt go inside you ha

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    Submitted by Jennbby14 on May 14, 11 at 6:30pm

    Ewww my bf does that and thinks its funny!!! Its not.

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    Submitted by cldean3 on May 15, 11 at 1:01pm

    That's how you know he loves you. Isn't he cute?! :)

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    Submitted by BigJ2002 on May 15, 11 at 9:21am

    I cracked up when I read this one, I've done it, and I'll bet most men have too!