Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
soo... how was my night?
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