That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My vagina just clenched in fear
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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