clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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