yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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