its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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