Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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