did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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