That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Too much gin, very little bucket
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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