Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
im on a boat
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